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Firewood Bundles

Firewood Bundles

So you rented a cabin in the Smoky Mountains. You want to relax and enjoy the scenery, the cabin description said there is a wood burning firepit. SCORE!! What’s more relaxing than the sound of firewood crackling and the kids giggling from the gooey marshmallow that’s all over their faces.

Done! Booked it!!

Day of arrival. Your tired, with a hint of road rage thanks to the horrendous traffic in town and overwhelmed by the questions of “Are we there yet” “Does the cabin have a hot tub?” “Are we there yet?” “What are we gonna do first, dad?” ” Mom, are we going to Dollywood!?” “Oh I forgot my toothbrush. Can we get a new one?”, “Are we there yet!”. Scream. Sigh. Guilt. Apologize.

Finally! Welcome to…” Name of 243 others in a 13mile radius” cabin. Excitement sets in. Unpack. Everyone is ready for those gooey s’mores. Seriously!? No firewood! Call rental office,” Our apologizes but we don’t supply the wood needed to burn in the wood burning firepit. Good luck finding any firewood we are of no help.” Figures. Thank goodness for Google!

Allow us to introduce to you

 

Knockout Firewood’s Kiln-Dried Bundles

Price: $5.00 each PayPal & Venmo QR Codes and cash accepted. It's the honor system, be honorable. 

Available 24/7, 365 days a year. Find us located at 3264 Wears Valley Road, 37862.Firewood kiln-dried

At Knockout Firewood, we are dedicated to providing the highest quality, kiln-dried firewood bundles at a reasonable price and at your convenience. Our premium, kiln dried mixed wood bundles are heat treated, so they contain no insects, fungus or mold. You could say our bundles are 100% organic. Let’s face it, it’s not a good idea to carry termites into a log cabin. Enough about dry wood, if you want more check that out here.

     Believe it or not we clean our wood.

 

Did you know people that drive pick up trucks daily amount to only 20.57%, SUV’s on the road make up 11.42% that leaves a whopping 68.01% of population driving daily with no where to put dirty bundles of firewood. At Knockout Firewood, we understand. We thought of the 68.01% of drivers who don’t want to dirty their already difficult to clean trunks. That’s why the bundles you get from us will not only bug free it will be sawdust, dirt and mud free. Once processed the split wood goes through a rigorous ” rough ’em up” section, if you will. During this it knocks any loose bark and debris off and removes excess dirt. It is mother natures wood, people, not Mr. Cleans. Keep that in mind should you find a speck of dirt.

let’s talk money

     Bundles are available at your convenience 24/7, I feel like I already said this. Simply put, drive to this address 3264 Wears Valley Road, 37862, oh look a hyperlink map > [Map/directions], load up on bundles until your little heart is content, do the math i.e.(5bundles x $5.00 = $25.00) scan the, oh so convenient, Venmo or PayPal QR code or be old school and drop cash in the box. By the way, we love old school.

Price: $5.00 each PayPal & Venmo QR Codes and cash accepted. It’s the honor system, be honorable. 

Available 24/7, 365 days a year. Find us located at 3264 Wears Valley Road, 37862.

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